This is what will happen with Whedon's Avengers ReWrite

-Wasp, Black Widow, Scarlett Witch, She-Hulk and Ms. Marvel will take center stage over Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man.

-The Hulk, or Bruce Banner, will come out as gay.

-Wanda will have a lesbian love scene with one of the other girls.

-The women will be able to kick EVERYBODY’S ass, men that are ten times stronger than them, even Tier 1 Power Level characters.

-Thor will be the biggest fool on the team.

-Captain America will turn evil and betray the rest of team.

-Natasha is already a slut in the comics, so it’ll most likely be her, but one of the girls will bang every single man on the team.

-Most of them will be dead by movie’s end or trilogy’s end.

…at this point I’m just hoping that Summer Glau can play Wanda.

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